Anyways, on to more important things, things like if I ruled the world. Last night was windy (no, don't stop reading now, I swear I do have a point). Like really windy. Like so windy I didn't sleep much. Which means my brain had a lot of time to think. Well, to think about stupid things that is. And I decided that if I ruled the world I would have universal rules (other than the usual world peace, no poverty, etc). so here they are:
- All debit cards MUST have to be swipped the same way (I'd prefer swipe facing inside but it would not be a dictatorship so we could vote). That way you don't look like a dummy when you are paying for something and you are trying to swipe your card every direction!
- All Chinese food restaurants MUST have the same numbers on their menu. For example: all Ginger Beef is #1, all Salt and Pepper Squid is #2, etc. That way you never have to remember a different numbers when you try a new restaurant. This would also apply to Pho.
- All public doors can only have handles if you need to pull it to open. If it's a push to open door then it cannot have a handle. This is so you don't look like a dummy when you are trying to enter a building by pulling on the handle desperately when it's a push to open kinda door!
Would you vote for me? What would your rules be?